Have you even mistakenly come across your child’s chat history and come off totally lost? Do you feel as though you and your child or teen live in entirely different worlds?
Well, congratulations, you are not alone. Let me be the first to welcome you the club of parents of teens and tweens. LOL (btw, that means Laugh out Loud).
Fear not, as usual, we at PGX have you covered! Here’s a list of all the new, hip and trendy lingo your child uses in sexy texting including emoji and what they mean. You’re welcome ?
**Beware, some of them are pretty graphic**
|Slang my child used||Translation?|
|:CO (Digital O-Face)||A replacement for the smiley face when sexting, generally used after a steamy hot sexual innuendo. It can also be used in stealth form by those with dirty minds during general text conversation, when an accidental innuendo is encountered.|
|303||Mom. As in is your 303 gonna be there ????|
|69||Simultaneous oral genital stimulation|
|9||Parent is watching|
|99||Parent is gone|
|ASL||Age Sex Location|
|CFMN||Come f*ck me now|
|DTF||Down to F*ck|
|DUSL||Do you scream loud?|
|F2W||Face to waist. When you ask for a picture from the person, usually by cell phone, of their face all the way down to the waist. Clothes optional. Also involved in "sexting".|
|GNOC||Get naked on camera|
|LMFS||Lets Meet for sex|
|MILF||Mom Ill Like to F*ck|
|PGMP||Please Grab My Penis|
|Xoxi||stands for Hugs and kisses and a boner.|
|Almond Butter and Jam:||The term used to convey, " A BJ?" over text without actually sending the words: " Do you want a BJ?" Best used for lovers who are sexting in secret, and afraid to be caught should someone find their phones.|
|BBM Pose||Known also from the Fab song "Killin' Em". "Camera in the mirror, BBM Pose". Usually a sexy mirror photo focusing on the females buttocks|
|BJ||Blow Job (fellatio), oral sex performed on male genitalia|
|Camel Toe||An effect created by trousers/shorts/tights that fit very tightly around a woman's groin, so drawing attention to the shape of the external genitals.|
|Cam 2 Cam||Indicates people at different places sending live videos of themselves over the internet at the same time. Boys Masturbate on camera while girls caress and finger themselves etc.|
|Dick Pics||Pictures of male genitalia sent over the internet.|
|Dry Hump||This is basically to have sex but with clothes on|
|F*ck hole||a genital hole used for sex|
|F*ck Buddy||a friend or acquaintance with whom a person regularly has sex without the expectation of a romantic relationship.|
|FWB||Friends with benefits|
|Gaping||Butt hole is wide open|
|Hand Job (Handy J)||Manual stimulation of a males genitals|
|Hump||the act of rubbing ones genitalia on or against another person's body|
|Netflix and Chill||to meet up, watch a movie and have sex.|
|Nuclear Codes||A euphemism for genitals, particularly in the context of sexting.|
|Nudes/Noods||Nude images of a person, exposing ones genitalia.|
|Phonibrator||Some girls when sexting use their phone as a vibrator so when they receive sexts it vibrates to help her climax|
|Porn Pals||Friends (with benefits) who take pleasure in emailing each other links to very hot porn. Often times used as a way to further spice up sexting.|
|P*ssy/Kitty/Box||Vagina. Female Anatomy|
|Sexping:||The act of committing "Skype sex."|
|Sharpie C*ck||The act of writing a girls name on you/your own penis and sexting them the picture of it- showing that they own it|
|Side Boob||A view of the female breast seen from a side generally, under loosely-fitting clothes|
|Textgasm||The act of finishing texturbating or sexting successfully.|
|Thirsty||To be horny.|
|Thirst Trap||Nude images or videos that intend to tease or get someone horny|
|Wank/Beat Meat/Jerk off/Fap||Use by males to indicate masturbation|
It’s heartbreaking realising that this isn’t even all the slangs, the list continues here. Don’t worry mom. You weren’t the only one who got overwhelmed reading that.
If you caught your child using any of these slangs, fear not! Adolescence is a stage of life characterised by risk‐taking and a poor understanding of the dangers of those risky behaviours.
Help your children understand the dangers of sexting, and we’ll rid the world of it, one teenager at a time.